Astroids and Googols

It all happened about a month and a half when my quaint sleepy life as a programmer is rocked by an astroid,
please dont get your "This guy does'nt know how to spell" antennas up because thats what this rant is all about "astroid".

well! it hit me on a quite day when I was working very hardly at work, she was roaming around the galaxy called the internet and somewhere in the solar system she saw a glowing sun called cool_machha, may be that struck her as weird and weirdness leads to curiosity and hence decided to take a look at it, needless to say that sun happens to be my name in the cosmic internet world and then the story started, since astroid has amassed huge knowledge due to her vast experience around the galaxy the sleepy programmer was amazed at the know how that tiny spec in proportion to the universe possessed, she had knowledge of everything , well almost everything but had a lousy spelling but thats all right as long as she could convey what she wanted to say, so we started throwing dust at each other in the form of electronic mails and internet hyperlinx and cosmic ocuurences.
Finally with the help of a transcosmic shipping company called yahoo we finally started talking in real time, this is something I still don't understand, if time is real then why do you need to call it real time ?Isn't it kinda redundant? if Time is not real then are we not existing anymore and that what our watches show is just another grand hoax by the people from timeland ?
Any way thus started the story ..........we talked about everything under the sun the moon and all the moons of other planets and some, turns out this little (not in size just a adjective I am using) astroid has a huge crush for a googol, yes its not google , googol is 1 followed by 100 zeros pretty heavy number eh? but in terms of astroids that nothing because she has seen the universe so a couple or hundred zeros also doesnt matter.
you may say this rant is outrageous how can an astroid have a crush on googol a number? I sure look like I sing a looney tune but hey this is the world of cosmic internet we are talking so anything is possible, just to prove my point I am calling astriod as she and googol as he, and if you look at it astroid is nothing but dust and gases so all this astroid wants to be is googol times its size, not a bad aspiration I should say.
so coming back to the programmer guy that is me what Is my part in her getting googol, well the answer is none, I have no Idea why I even discussed googol here but this rant is written for a reason unknown or that cannot be fathomed by a simple human mind that cannot even control the actions of its own hands that are typing this rant, so I guess all I was doin is killing time in between her trips around her universe and waiting for her return back to solar system every day.
All said and done astroid watching has become on one of my daily chores now, almost everyday we send messages thru the cosmic shipping company and she has been a good pal and all that an internet buddy can be.

Heres to you astro............ you WILL get the googol you love.